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An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises
Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldnt be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.
Finally, a Jew was located who had similar type of the blood who willingly donated his blood to the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card for giving his blood along with a new car as a token of hisappreciation.
Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again. His doctors telephoned the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card and a jar of Almond Roca sweets.
The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate much the Jews kind gesture as he has done previously. So he phoned the
Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not so generous manner. The Arab replied "Ya Habibi, I have Jewish blood now, remember...?"
All the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play
hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton.
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter on the ground and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein's counting:
1,2,3....97,98,99,100.
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front. Einstein says:
"Newton's out !! " Newton denies and says Newton is not out. He claims that he is not Newton. All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared ... That makes me Newton per meter squared ... since a Newton per meter squared is one Pascal,
I'm Pascal, therefore "Pascal is OUT!!!".
remember:
life is a rhythm between day and night,summer and winter.it's
a continuous rhythm.nver stop anywhere!be moving!
and the bigger the swing,the deeper your experience will be.
" Anyway," the woman in the chair continued, "his wife's so gullible!Bill always says he's going bowling; she always believes him!"
The beautician smiled. "My husband William loves bowling too.Never used to… Goes all the time now…! "
She paused, frowning.
Then a slow,bitter smile emerged.
"Let's start on your perm.You're gonna look unforgettable."
I have seen dawn and sunset on moors and windy hills
Coming in solemn beauty like slow old tunes of Spain:
I have seen the lady April bringing the daffodils,
Bringing the springing grass and the soft warm April rain.
I have heard the song of the blossoms and the old chant of the sea,
And seen strange lands from under the arched white sails of ships;
But the loveliest things of beauty God ever has showed to me
Are her voice, and her hair, and eyes, and the dear red curve of her lips.
By John Masefield (1878-1967).
(English Poet Laureate, 1930-1967.)
